Knock Knock Joke 1

 

*Knock knock*

 

Who’s there?

It’s just me, the delivery boy.

 

Oh, come on in.

The door is locked, though.

 

Well, let me fix that then.

Thanks!

*Unlocks door*

*Walks in, takes off full body mask*

 

What the—?

Haha, it’s me, Satan! You’re going to hell!

 

Nooooo!

Oh…so you don’ want to go?

 

No.

Well…okay. I get it. I’ll leave.

 

Phew.

But, before I go…is it…is it because of me?

 

What?

Is the reason you don’t want to go, is it…is it because of me? No one ever wants to go to hell. Is it because there is something wrong with me?

No, no. Of course it’s not you.

Thanks. I really appreciate it.

Any time.

Really?

 

Yeah. Sure.

What about, like, Thursday?

 

Oh. No. Sorry, I’m busy Thursday.

Friday night?

 

This week is really busy.

Next Tuesday.

 

I…I have a lot of work tonight.

 

 

No that’s… that’s fine. I have to go deal with a ton of stuff too.

 

Yeah.

Yeah.

 

Well…bye!

Yeah…bye.

 

*Sulks and leaves*

 

*Closes Door*

DG-B ’15 and DZ ‘16