Student Knowingly Makes Poor Financial Decision. 

Around 11:58 last night, Marcella Moore ‘21, stood at the register of Collis Market with a box of blueberries. Upon her being informed by the cashier that she was negative in Dash, she stared at her box of blueberries. “Ahh you know what? Fuck it,” she said, and purchased them. 

Two weeks into this term, Brandon Miller, ‘22, hovered his mouse over “buy now,” with an online shopping cart containing $300 worth of textbooks despite awareness of a number of pirating websites, as well as access to a library and used book stores. “Ahh fuck it,” he said, and purchased the books he would open once or twice. 

Despite being offered a standard and high-quality education from a reasonably priced state school that would certainly provide them tools for an ideal job and college experience, area student Danielle Knappler ‘23, was offered admission to a small, more prestigious, college next to Vermont. They looked at the unreasonable tuition, as well as living and dining costs compared to living and working near home. “Ahh, fuck it,” they said.

-SL ’22