Instagram, following the success of their “Close Friends” tab, which allows a user to cultivate a list of their closest friends, has rolled out its new groundbreaking feature: the “Worst Enemies” list. App researcher Jennifer…
Although the rapid spread of COVID-19 has forced many colleges like Stanford University to close their doors to students, Dartmouth College has managed to put together elaborate plans to safely bring students back to campus…
Today is January 20th, a day people have been talking about for a while now. A day I was formerly excited for. After four years of little hope, I thought today was going to usher…
1. George Washington George Washington is definitely one of America’s greatest presidents, and more importantly for our purposes, he is also the first one. That’s why we decided to give him #1 on…
A warning from your future self: Trust not the Siren’s Call of the College on the Hill! They shall tempt thee with childish Dreams of Comradery and Education, but lo! these are but illusory Boons-…
Hi Provost! I hope you’re not too busy and I know we already made plans for winter term but my mom just asked to double check and make sure that it’s definitely happening in-person before…
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You, a woman, are living with your long-term boyfriend. You’re terribly in love with him, but as a result of tensions in your living styles (oh, no!) you’ve watched yourself become more confrontational. Tip: if…
Philip J. Hanlon ‘77, president of Dartmouth College and apparent doofus, commended students on Sunday for acting in good faith to protect the Upper Valley community from the COVID-19 pandemic. In a campus-wide email, Hanlon…
While Georgia’s Senate races are both advancing to runoff elections, most races have been called, including that of Senator Susan Collins of Maine, who has just won reelection for her fifth term. I, for one,…
Fall is in full swing here in Hanover, which means Dartmouth students are flocking to Gile Mountain to catch a glimpse of the area’s peak foliage. For some, the fire tower hike provides a breath…
Dartmouth Dining Services (DDS) announced on Wednesday that students’ unused DBA balance will no longer roll over to the next academic term. Citing financial concerns, DDS will instead take unused balances out of students’ accounts…