Keggy’s Blog, 10/2
Hey Dartmouth fans! After almost three long years, I finally returned to Memorial Field for a Dartmouth football game!! Despite the rain, me and tons of other students, alumni, and fans showed up to support…
Articles
Naughty-sounding Words
By Michael Lenke ’15 Wenis Epidermis Masticate Asinine Coccyx Penal Fulguration Titillating Cutaneous Seditious Lampoon Muffin Bumbler Filial Butane Lubrication Colloquial Sextant Flapper Enervate Protractor Coax Salivate Uvula Churn Homonym Diphthong Shanty Ballista Gong Bungle…
Irrefutable Proof that Jim Kim is a Scientologist
by Alex Procton ’15 His crusade against the humanities will eventually leave only the sciences and Scientology. JYK hates psychiatry because it has never cured an AIDS patient. His location on Frat Row is optimal…
New Campus Slang
swipe 1. to swipe your ID card at FoCo; FoCo 2. to steal food from FoCo 3. short for asswipe a. Hungry freshman: “Let’s go swipe.” b. Kleptomaniac freshman: “Let’s go swipe” c. Angry freshman…
Pictures and Words
Keggy’s Blog, 9/30
Hey fans, I’m so excited for the football game tomorrow against Penn, that I decided to walk down to Memorial Field a day early! Along the way, I tried to get into the Sphinx, played…
ANNOUNCEMENT: FIRST MEETING OF THE YEAR We are pleased to announce the first meeting of the 2011-2012 Jack-O-Lantern will be held tomorrow! Details: Tuesday, 9/27, 9pm Rockefeller Center 001 Open to all Dartmouth undergraduates If…
Keggy’s Blog, 9/25
Hey everybody! Your favorite campus mascot Keggy here! I just had a pretty cool time walking around campus today. I did tons of stuff. I went to McNutt, the Green, Baker Library, and to the…
Out of Style
by Floyd Gibbons ’15 From the first time Man walked out of his cave and realized “Oh crap, its cold.” human beings have clothed themselves in an attempt to stay warm and avoid citations for…
Three Classes Every ’15 Should Take This Fall
Welcome ’15s! You’ve had a while or so to get settled here at Dartmouth and we hope it’s going smoothly. Sure, you’ve banged on the door of President Kim’s house asking if they still had…
Murderer Roommate
by Kevin Ibarra ’15 On the first day of orientation, my roommate bought a small potted plant. He then placed it near the window next to my desk and decided never to water it. Since…
The Wacky Adventures of James Joyce and His Amanuensis
IN WHICH the first line of A Portrait of the Artist As A Young Man is written James Joyce sat at his mahogany desk, his forehead furrowed, his chin perched upon his thumb and forefinger….