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Fayes Offers New Affordable Laundry Option: The Floor!

After fielding complaints about the high cost of laundry, the Fayerweather buildings have decided to introduce a new reduced-cost option: the floor. “Yeah, the laundry rooms down there always flood when it rains,” said an…









BREAKING: House Chooses New Speaker

After remaining deadlocked in elections for over four days, the House of Representatives has finally chosen its new Speaker of the House: JBL Partybox 310 Bluetooth. He has no government or military experience, but he…



The Collis Meatball Disparity

This past year, Dartmouth removed student loan requirements for families making less than $125,000. This step has been praised as an important stride towards an equitable campus. However, students note it pales in comparison to…


The Dartmouth Jack-o-Lantern

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