“ATTENTION ALL DARTMOUTH STUDENTS! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FORESKIN!” So reads the new sign hanging outside of Collis 218. In conjunction with renovations to the Collis Center, the Office of Student Life has decided to…
In the wake of President Trump’s inauguration, fear of tech CEOs misusing their platforms has skyrocketed. Many people, including Demi Lovato and Gracie Abrams, have reported that they were automatically subscribed to Trump’s Instagram account…
What winter activity do you like most? Skiing with friends at the Sklodj. Getting cozy in One Wheelock. Skating on Occom Pond. Eating dirt. Where can you be found on a Sunday morning? Studying on…
In an event which shocked absolutely no one, stupid fucking idiot freshman Mathew Martin ’28 has completely wiped out on the ice in front of FoCo, embarrassing not just himself, but everyone watching. Mathew, who…
On Tuesday, the Collis Center for Student Involvement announced that it had chosen the winner of the 2025 Winter Carnival Ice Sculpture Competition. The sculpture, which is currently displayed outside of Robinson Hall, is in…
Thank you for taking the time with us. Could you tell us a little about the scanning program? I’m glad to have the opportunity to clear up some common misunderstandings about the program. The new…
Earlier this week at a rally in Georgia, Donald Trump survived a third attempt on his life from none other than the Passage of Time. Witnesses describe the assassin as a towering figure in a…
A SWAT operation unfolded in the early hours of Saturday morning as the culmination of a months-long investigation. It all began when the student, Youngmin Lee ‘26, was flagged by Dartmouth authorities after searching “ivy…
As summer nears its end, the Jack-o-Lantern conducted a satisfaction survey of students living on and off campus. Many students elect to live off-campus for the first time during their sophomore summer, and one such…
Donald Trump was furious after Kamala Harris announced Tim Walz as her Vice Presidential running mate last Tuesday, feeling undermined in his immigration control policies by a candidate whose last name he misheard as “Walls.”…
Devoted tennis fans who had been lining up outside Stade Roland Garros since 5 AM local time to witness the anticipated finals between Novak Djokovic and Carlos Alcaraz this past weekend were visibly upset when…
This fall, the Class of 1953 Commons will unveil new, forward-thinking innovations at its notably popular and well-loved allergy-free dining station, A9. A9 was conceived as a consistent option for students with serious food allergies,…