President Donald Trump signed yet another executive order on Tuesday to establish the Office of the Inferior as the latest member of the Domestic Policy Council. The order states that the Office will exist to…
Tired of defending their actions, Dartmouth Dining Services has adopted a new approach designed to highlight the relative soundness of their decision-making. This strategy focuses on reminding students of the boneheaded decision made by the…
This fall, Dartmouth is honored to welcome an exceptional student, Henry Carleton ’29. But what makes Carleton so special? This past year, Henry was accepted to several prestigious institutions, including Princeton, Yale, and Harvard, along…
The final few minutes of Math 38’s 2a period, a class that uses the 2a period, were unexpectedly blighted by the ringing of a phone at 4:09pm. Information quickly narrowed the suspects to Percy McMahon…
If you don’t live under a rock, you know the band Hedge Clipper. The tightest, most evolved, genre-bending group that has come to redefine music on the Dartmouth campus. Today, our reporters sat down with…
Dartmouth is notorious for cultivating life-long relationships between its students born of the most unlikely scenarios. On the occasion of the marriage of Preston Beckett ’20 and Clair Du Bois ’21, we look back at…
“ATTENTION ALL DARTMOUTH STUDENTS! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FORESKIN!” So reads the new sign hanging outside of Collis 218. In conjunction with renovations to the Collis Center, the Office of Student Life has decided to…
In the wake of President Trump’s inauguration, fear of tech CEOs misusing their platforms has skyrocketed. Many people, including Demi Lovato and Gracie Abrams, have reported that they were automatically subscribed to Trump’s Instagram account…
What winter activity do you like most? Skiing with friends at the Sklodj. Getting cozy in One Wheelock. Skating on Occom Pond. Eating dirt. Where can you be found on a Sunday morning? Studying on…
In an event which shocked absolutely no one, stupid fucking idiot freshman Mathew Martin ’28 has completely wiped out on the ice in front of FoCo, embarrassing not just himself, but everyone watching. Mathew, who…
On Tuesday, the Collis Center for Student Involvement announced that it had chosen the winner of the 2025 Winter Carnival Ice Sculpture Competition. The sculpture, which is currently displayed outside of Robinson Hall, is in…
Thank you for taking the time with us. Could you tell us a little about the scanning program? I’m glad to have the opportunity to clear up some common misunderstandings about the program. The new…