A study released this morning found that the number of fish in the sea is quite limited after accounting for important fish-selection criteria. “Well, first you have to account for relative age. College-aged fishes are…
Observers at the United Nations were unsurprised when Spain and the Polisario Front rose today to introduce a motion condemning twenty-eight year old American indie-rock musician Phoebe Bridgers for her illegal and unjust intervention on…
My passage began at dawn this Thursday morning. Matter of fact, it was precisely 7:53 AM when my presence was first solicited. I faintly recall hearing a voice, sweet as thick molasses, calling after me…
Deep in the cavernous underbelly of the Hop, there lies a land lost to The Outside. In this lost department, hidden beneath The Earth—behind six stairwells, five doors, four hallways, and three summoning circles—there…
10. Foco Easily the worst of all the places on this list but eating while reading is always fun! (especially when it’s vore) Tag Recommendations: Vore, M-preg, Everything Hurts 9. On Phil Hanlon’s Lawn Best…
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As a department centered around boring, old, nationalistic white men from millennia ago, the Classics Department is famously known for the deep rooted homophobia many of its students exhibit. However, it has turned out that…
During this term’s Swipes for Hunger event, Jessica Stoll ‘25 donated not just one meal swipe, but her entire infinite supply of them. Thanks to Jessica’s wise, compulsory investment in the Ivy Unlimited meal plan,…
This week, the Florida Department of Education removed fifty-four mathematics textbooks from course curricula, citing the inclusion of topics prohibited in K-12 schools by the state, including Critical Race Theory, after the Committee for Unbiased…
It happens to the best of us. You’re going about your day, and BAM! Meatloaf. Here’s what to do now that you accidentally made meatloaf. 1. Confirm that it is actually meatloaf Don’t panic…
Today is the day that we celebrate Earth. Our one great blue home till our death from our birth. No matter where on, so much beauty there lies. From immovable mountains to endless blue skies….
Justin Reynolds, ‘22, has taken your Collis muffin, announcing that he is so glad that Free Food @ Now has returned in Dartmouth’s Covid-lax world. “I used to, like, Live off free food when it…