Uber has begun to operate in the Upper Valley area, The Dartmouth reported last week. We asked students what they thought. “Great, this will make my commute from Russell Sage to Silsby much quicker.” Sarah Goodman…
Each weekend night, Dartmouth students’ Facebook feeds are flooded with emotional requests for the return of a lost jacket. Students often discuss the phenomenon of the fracket, and whether this system is practical to unethical….
1) Cooking Christine always loved a man who could cook. She went absolutely wild for your pot roast the first time you made it, but soon she realized that it was your only recipe. Expand…
As of Wednesday night, the Jack-O-Lantern has obtained exclusive information indicating that Todd Kemper ’20 has resorted to extreme tactics in order to get his best picks for course selection. “I woke up to a…
MCNUTT HALL—“No one deserves to be abandoned by their friends at a fraternity,” began College President Philip J. Hanlon’s speech last Thursday. “Not even a jacket.” President Hanlon called this press conference to address a…
Excited about Valentine’s Day? Ready to seize the day and finally ask out that special someone? The Jack-O is here to help you out!
The lifeguard at the annual Alpha Chi Beach Party does not have official Red Cross certification, an investigation has revealed. Though there is a lifeguard chair at the Winter Carnival party, it has become apparent…
During Lady Gaga’s Super Bowl LI halftime show, fans in Mike Pence’s box suite noticed the Vice President singing along with the pop star for most of the performance. In fact, it has been reported…
WASHINGTON—“Barry, can you fuckin’ believe this guy?” began Vice President Joe Biden’s impromptu speech at yesterday’s White House End-of-Term Bash, report inside sources. “What’s he think he’s doing here? He just came into my room…
Sinkholes are always a pain. Luckily, most of Dartmouth’s library sinkholes are pretty easy to avoid, as long as you’re careful. There are, however, a few sinkholes that somewhat detract from the quality of the…
It’s hard being the Zamboni man. At first, it seems great. Feeling the chill in your bones, watching hockey games, guiding that magnificent she-beast across the ice until it glistens. But when they tell you…
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