Thanks to the 2016 presidential election and the changes in reproductive health policy that are likely to follow, 26-year-old Elizabeth Harvey will no longer face the daily hassle of remembering to take her birth control…
Beatrice Jankowski, a native Chicagoan 130 years of age, tells reporters that the Cubs’ World Series win just doesn’t excite her. These past couple days, Cubs fans throughout the city have been celebrating this historic…
I’ve had such a great afternoon in this corn maze. It has been exhilarating to roam through the towering cornstalks, strolling through soft soil and breathing brisk October air. But it’s beginning to get a…
After a fire in Morton Hall forced 70 students to find new housing this weekend, residents of older, less desirable dorms on campus reportedly hoped that their homes, too, would be destroyed in a terrible…
Ten Reasons Why My Big is Better than the Gleaming-Eyed Goddess Athena, Praise Her Noble Name Eight Things that Happen When Your Bestie Gets Slaughtered by the Six-Headed Monster Scylla An Open Letter to the…
The administration confirmed this week that Dartmouth’s historic Baker Tower is currently under construction to include updated copper roofing, a new digital clock system, and a powerful spell that completely hides all 23 Greek houses…
Struggling to motivate yourself to hit the weights day after day AND eat all the right foods? Look for inspiration in these 5 incredible body builders who ate as much as they wanted! 1. Donatello…
Karen I know you’ve caught the “craft bug” ever since Todd left, but you have to stop inundating me with mason jar crafts. My house is rife with mason jar twinkle-lights, mason jar soap dispensers…
Following a crushing loss in Indiana, Senator Ted Cruz announced today that he will be suspending his campaign and returning to his home in the darkest corner of the underworld. The junior Senator and spawn…
Orange is the New Black This show would be much better if it only had the blonde one and the one who wears glasses but still looks hot. I don’t want to to watch the “crazy eyes”…
The legal owners of beloved sports icon Buddy, known for his eponymous Air Bud documentaries, have released a statement that says the dog was found to have signs of chronic traumatic encephalopathy, (better known as CTE,)…
Following the announcement of next year’s housing community placements, both students and faculty were surprised to discover that the clusters were almost entirely sorted by skin color. At eight o’clock on Friday, bright-eyed freshman arrived…