Frog and Toad Aren’t Really Friends
It was a beautiful spring morning. Frog hopped up the dirt road to Toad’s house and knocked loudly on the door. “Toad!” he called. “It’s me, your best friend, Frog! Let me in!” “Go away,”…
It was a beautiful spring morning. Frog hopped up the dirt road to Toad’s house and knocked loudly on the door. “Toad!” he called. “It’s me, your best friend, Frog! Let me in!” “Go away,”…
Don’t worry Michael, I’m the cool dad. I’m not gonna bust you for anything like your mom. I’m cool. When you come over to this pad (please stop calling it a condo) you know you’re…
– LH ’16
With such happy vibes and infinite appeal, it’s no wonder Hanover ranks 580th on Yelp’s list of romantic getaways. But with so much to do, it’s easy to feel overwhelmed come Valentine’s Day. Frantically searching…
In his “Moving Dartmouth Forward” speech this Thursday morning, President Phil Hanlon announced several groundbreaking changes that will make the college safer and more inclusive in the coming years. Foremost among them is a campus-wide…
After the official conclusion of Winter Rush events last week, GDX fraternity inducted eight new brothers. President Dale Lewis, ’15, commented that all of the brothers are extremely excited to welcome the latest class. In…
There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says “Oh my gosh, it’s getting hot in here!” Then the other one says “Oh my gosh, a talking muffin.” To which the other replies, “Are…
Comparative Literature 77 Biggie or 2Pac? Acting 0 Unleash your inner Kristen Stewart and stare at things for a few hours with your mouth kinda open. Also fuck a vampire. Not an actual vampire, just…
A Short Reverie About The Serendipitous Meeting That Most Influenced The Rest of My Life I would often go down to the beach without mother or father, but with trusty bucket in hand. I spent…
RSV: Respiratory Syncytial Virus or RSV is definitely gonna catch on. If people keep not washing their hands, (which they won’t) this sick respiratory tract infection is gonna be a hit. Rhinovirus: This is the…
After weeks of insomnia and uncontrollable rage, Alexis Carter ’18 is finally on the road to recovery from her Trivia Crack addiction. What’s her secret? Actual crack. “I knew I needed help when I started…