Bruce Springsteen Day
“All who are hungry, let them rock. All who are needy, let them roll. All the bruisers, cruisers, and back-street boozers, may they all seek refuge in the House of the Boss.” Welcome, fellow seekers…
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Available now on Novack newsstands! Our annual newspaper issue: The Dartmovth The Jacko’s Oldest College Newsparody Click above to read online! Featuring: Freshman Get-Together Explodes Into Party Mode Once Keystone Cracked Open Guy On Longboard…
Old Traditions Fail
Speaking at a conference on the Dartmouth Hall lawn Tuesday afternoon, Board of Trustees Chair Steve Mandel ‘78 tearily announced that the Old Traditions have failed. “They had their moment in the sun,” said Mandel….
Frisbee Season Cancelled
In a tragedy that left everyone on the Dartmouth Ultimate Frisbee team having to go inside and find something else to do, the team’s one and only frisbee landed on Old Man McNulty’s roof Sunday…
Freshman Get-Together Explodes Into Party Mode Once Keystone Cracked Open
What was planned as an early evening hangout in the River Cluster turned into a full-on rager Friday night when one attendee broke out cold can of Keystone Light beer. “At first we were just…
Guy On Longboard Never Stops For Friendship
According to reports from students and faculty Monday morning, a mysterious longboarder was spotted kicking his way to parts unknown, never once stopping to let nobody love him. “Once he rolled on into town,…
How To Ask Girls About Numbers
Check out how we ask girls what their (or any) numbers are!
Person of the Century 2013
Every spring since last spring, we’ve awarded the Annual Person of the Century Award™ to a person who has displayed outstanding achievement in the past century. This century, we are proud to bestow the illustrious award…
DTF Cups
Dartmouth Social Cups is a new campus initiative aimed at encouraging students in dining halls to talk to one another. Drinking out of a red cup indicates that you are open to meeting and talking to…
If Paintings Were New Yorker Cartoons
-Matt Garczynski ’14
March Sadness
It’s April 1st. I emerge from my shelter deep underground. The world is still here. It’s over. I survived March Madness. March is a time when the male species is overcome with a sickness of…
Last Supper Murder Mystery
INT. Banquet Hall JESUS, 32, and the APOSTLES sit eating along one side of a long table. Jesus stands. The disciples silence to listen. Jesus Friends. I tell you now the truth. One of you…