Just a week after his revival by the Secretary of Necromancy, President Lincoln has been assassinated by political reactionaries for a second time. Under custody, one assailant Richard Pluck said, “He was a total extremist!…
BREAKING: The legislatures of North and South Dakota have voted to “mutually redefine their borders” into a strange mess of no less than 37 new smaller states, with names such as “Northeast Southern West Dakota”…
Ugh, I was dreading winterim. The holiday season was in full swing and I was happy to be home with family, but there was just this icky feeling. I’d been seeing Damien showing up on…
With the conclusion of the 2022 Dartmouth football season, the team can look back at some of its great moments and plays made by their star players. Particularly one player, Darth Killjack IV ‘26. Killjack…
In the weeks approaching winterim, ’26 Rebecca Balone was feeling eager to go home. “After the initial excitement of freshman year wore off, I just felt alone,” she says, “I missed my friends and my…
After an exciting fall rush cycle for Dartmouth’s fraternities, we interviewed a particularly spirited pledge of Alpha Kappa Beta, Jack Glass ‘25, in the basement of AKB last week. “I wasn’t initially interested in rushing,…
7. Buldak Artificial Spicy Chicken Flavor (Samyang) This Korean import has a thin, unpleasant broth. Too spicy and too immaterial to have much flavor, all that one is left with after a taste is heartburn….
The Tuck Graduate School of Business released a statement Monday announcing that they will be getting rid of their $250 application fee in an attempt to make applying to Tuck more inclusive for lower-income students….
In what political scientists are calling “a critical threat to our democratic system” and “kinda a sore loser move,” runner-up for the presidency of Dartmouth College Jonathan Wentzhauser refused to concede the race, calling the…
With issues like Roe v. Wade dividing Americans left and right, the midterm elections this November are more important than ever– especially in our nation’s most important swing state, New Hampshire. Governor Sununu has repeatedly…
In her re-election bid, New Hampshire Representative Annie Kuster has worked hard on appealing to voters from all walks of life. In rallies across the state and in an intense digital advertising campaign, Rep. Kuster…
With the upcoming midterm elections consuming news and advertising in the Granite State, our journalists surveyed 50 New Hampshire residents. When asked how they felt about being in such a polarized swing state, the residents…