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What a Relief: Area Woman Will No Longer Need to Remember to Take Her Birth Control
Thanks to the 2016 presidential election and the changes in reproductive health policy that are likely to follow, 26-year-old Elizabeth Harvey will no longer face the daily hassle of remembering to take her birth control…
130-Year-Old Chicagoan Not Excited by Cubs Win
Beatrice Jankowski, a native Chicagoan 130 years of age, tells reporters that the Cubs’ World Series win just doesn’t excite her. These past couple days, Cubs fans throughout the city have been celebrating this historic…
This Corn Maze Has Been Fun But It’s Starting to Get Dark Out
I’ve had such a great afternoon in this corn maze. It has been exhilarating to roam through the towering cornstalks, strolling through soft soil and breathing brisk October air. But it’s beginning to get a…
Residents of Shitty Dorms Wish They Were the Ones Forced to Relocate in Tragic Fire
After a fire in Morton Hall forced 70 students to find new housing this weekend, residents of older, less desirable dorms on campus reportedly hoped that their homes, too, would be destroyed in a terrible…
Keggy’s Blog, 10/11
Hello loyal Keggy supporters, We are pleased to say that Keggy, in a fit of political rage, decided to announce his candidacy for President. We’re not exactly sure if that meant “President of Dartmouth,” “Official…
Keggy’s Blog, 10/2
Hey Dartmouth fans! After almost three long years, I finally returned to Memorial Field for a Dartmouth football game!! Despite the rain, me and tons of other students, alumni, and fans showed up to support…
Keggy’s Blog, 9/30
Hey fans, I’m so excited for the football game tomorrow against Penn, that I decided to walk down to Memorial Field a day early! Along the way, I tried to get into the Sphinx, played…
ANNOUNCEMENT: FIRST MEETING OF THE YEAR We are pleased to announce the first meeting of the 2011-2012 Jack-O-Lantern will be held tomorrow! Details: Tuesday, 9/27, 9pm Rockefeller Center 001 Open to all Dartmouth undergraduates If…