Uncomfortable Crayon Colors

crayonsGender-Ambivalent Mauve

Domestic Abuse Rouge

It’s-Probably-Syphilis Saffron

Malignant Tumor Diagnosis Taupe

Latino Immigrant Burnt Mahogany

Colostomy Bag Chestnut

Rejected-from-Yale Dartmouth Green

Suicide Awareness Umber

Bargain Bin Macaroni and Cheese

Uncleared Browser History Periwinkle

“You’re Actually Adopted” Sepia

Nickleback Nationwide Tour Auburn


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3 Comments on "Uncomfortable Crayon Colors"

  1. my personal favorite is colostomy bag chestnut.

  2. I have a feeling that when I’ll die, the last thing I’ll see will be a bright light of “Uncleared Browser History Periwinkle”

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