New Course Offerings for 15S!

Comparative Literature 77
Biggie or 2Pac?

Acting 0
Unleash your inner Kristen Stewart and stare at things for a few hours with your mouth kinda open. Also fuck a vampire. Not an actual vampire, just some guy with vaguely pointy teeth who says you’ll get extra credit that you won’t actually get.

Music 27
The Like Mike Soundtrack – an under appreciated gem

Sociology 31
Being a furry isn’t that weird, right? … Right?

Philosophy 99
At this very moment, Nick Cage could be sitting in his bathtub, wearing jorts and eating stale gummy bears. Discuss.

Film Studies 19 (X-List: Religion 6)
Watch YouTube videos of failed public marriage proposals and fat kids on the blob, laugh, then cry and hope Hell isn’t real

Education 43
Clearly Upset Professor Tells You How He Should’ve Been Invited to Speak at that Conference But He Isn’t Bitter and He’s Sure They Had Their Reasons But Their Reasons Were Stupid and They’re All Fatter than Him And They Really Should’ve Invited Him and If You Don’t Tell Him How Right He Is You Get A C​

 

 –KE ’18


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