Prospie way more focused on other prospie than official dimensions programming

Eyewitness reports say Devon Jennings, prospective ‘23, was paying far more attention to Amelia Evans, ‘23, than the official Dartmouth dimensions programming.

While the majority of other students watched the dancing and performance specially performed for prospective students, Jennings reportedly watched the way Evans toyed with her hair, braiding it and unbraiding it again.

When asked his opinion on the performances, MCs, and whether the show aspect of Dartmouth dimensions would make him more or less likely to attend Dartmouth college, Jennings responded, “Yeah. Yeah, the show was good,” but neglected to provide specific details of the performance itself.

Jennings described himself as very likely to attend Dartmouth. While describing his future plans for extra curricular activities, Jennings looked away from where the same group of prospective students, including Evans, was playing ultimate frisbee on the green.

“Uh, ultimate, I think, probably,” he said.

At press time, Jennings finally walked up to talk to Evans, turned, walked away, swung around again, and proceeded to introduce himself.

-SL ’22