DHMC Introduces Program for Good Sam Regulars: the IV Unlimited Plan

IV Unlimited Plan

The IV Unlimited is Dartmouth’s preferred drinking plan. It provides the ultimate in inpatient hospital care, with unlimited access to our flagship medical center, DHMC. Here, students can look forward to the finest in life-saving care, stomach pumping, and IV-transferred fluids. Additionally, your student will receive $250 in “Dying Dollars” per term, accepted at Dick’s House for liquid IV, bandages for drunken falls, and alcoholism counseling services. Your student will never go poisoned on the IV Unlimited plan!

• Cost per term: $3,378.29

115 Blackout Plan

This plan includes ten DHMC swipes and 400 Dying Dollars

• Cost per term: $3,378.28

80 Proof Plan

This plan includes two DHMC swipes and 725 Dying Dollars

• Cost per term: $2,342.98

Off-Campus Plan

This plan is mandatory for any enrolled undergraduate student not living on campus. In this plan, you’re on your own. Drinking off our premises isn’t really our problem! If you call Good Sam, officers will come to the scene and pressure you to shotgun just one more beer with them. Come on bro, be cool! Should’ve got the IV Unlimited.

• Cost per term: $1685.31

Note: You can only use one DHMC swipe per Rage Period (every on-night from 10 pm to 2 am). Any hospital visits outside this period will be charged to your account as Dying Dollars.

— SS ’26