Philip J. Hanlon ‘77, president of Dartmouth College and apparent doofus, commended students on Sunday for acting in good faith to protect the Upper Valley community from the COVID-19 pandemic. In a campus-wide email, Hanlon…
While Georgia’s Senate races are both advancing to runoff elections, most races have been called, including that of Senator Susan Collins of Maine, who has just won reelection for her fifth term. I, for one,…
Fall is in full swing here in Hanover, which means Dartmouth students are flocking to Gile Mountain to catch a glimpse of the area’s peak foliage. For some, the fire tower hike provides a breath…
Dartmouth Dining Services (DDS) announced on Wednesday that students’ unused DBA balance will no longer roll over to the next academic term. Citing financial concerns, DDS will instead take unused balances out of students’ accounts…
Earlier today, the Dartmouth Administration announced that for the upcoming winter term, members of the class of 2024 have the opportunity to be approved for on-campus residency. At this time, the administration also formally declared…
It’s less than a week before the presidential election, and the Republican-held Senate has confirmed smokin’ hot shawty Amy Coney-Barrett in a tight 52-48 vote. Liberal judicial scholars view Barrett’s nomination as a complete defiance…
While Democratic nominee Joe Biden has a steady lead on incumbent President Donald Trump, it is still possible that Trump could steal the election. Here are five ways he could do it: Article II of…
In the new documentary film “Francesco,” Pope Francis advocated for the legal recognition of same-sex civil unions, declaring that same-sex couples are “children of God and have a right to a family.” While this came…
Last Tuesday night, Dartmouth Safety and Security (SNS) Officer Bill Allen was assaulted by a group of unidentified vigilantes, all donning shirts that read “Mask On.” Despite the incident’s jarring nature, the victim was able…
This woman, who is weight training by herself, would probably be so grateful if you would come over, uninvited, and tell her how you think she could do better. Although she has not asked your…
This past Tuesday afternoon, an email update from Dean Lively announced the opportunity for students assigned to only summer term to place their names on the waitlist for an on-campus winter term. While this update…
This past Sunday, The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Miami Heat 4-2, resulting in Lakers superstar Lebron James’s 4th title. This has reignited debates as to whether or not James finally deserves to be crowned…