Oh Nooo Ahahaha, it’s Half-Cup Half-Cup?!
Woahhhh did they just hit our last cup?? I’m so off my game tonight arrghgh, I can’t believe it babe!!! Do you know what that means?! Hold on hold on ssshhsh, it’s like this wild…
Woahhhh did they just hit our last cup?? I’m so off my game tonight arrghgh, I can’t believe it babe!!! Do you know what that means?! Hold on hold on ssshhsh, it’s like this wild…
The College is excited to announce that a new service will be coming to campus in the spring! You’ve heard of ZipCar, now get ready for Zip Zap Zop Car, named after the popular theater…
After careful deliberation, Dartmouth administration has decided that all classes and scheduled operations will be put on hold tomorrow. The decision is largely based on tomorrow’s weather forecast, which predicts an inevitable cosmic calamity, the…
IV Unlimited Plan The IV Unlimited is Dartmouth’s preferred drinking plan. It provides the ultimate in inpatient hospital care, with unlimited access to our flagship medical center, DHMC. Here, students can look forward to the…
Addie Perkins, 21, of Rochester, NY, is excited for her birthday party tonight — and even more excited to try alcohol for the first time! “It feels like all of my friends turned 21, like,…
Applications for First Year Trips Croo just opened, and it is a highly sought after bunch. Each year, a select group of students take on the task of welcoming the incoming class to our beloved…
6. Wouldn’t it be crazy to like, have Vitamin D in your system? I personally can’t imagine it. 5. Seasonal depression goes so hard when you have a Vitamin D deficiency. I’m all, “ooh sad,”…
Campus is abuzz this week with the typical chaos of rush sweeping through. While this is an exciting time for some, the annoyances of computerized algorithms, petty grudges against potential new members, and an overall…
While Dartmouth College now strives to embrace diversity and equality, this has not always been the case. In a particularly egregious example, Dartmouth denied housing to its black students, forcing them to find off campus…
WASHINGTON — In a press release, the Joint Chiefs of Staff announced today that all prior nuclear weapons authorization systems will be replaced with a secure two-factor authentication protocol via Duo Push. “In this time…
Amid a year of sparse project opportunities, the student consulting groups at Dartmouth have begun looking for alternative ways to do free labor without volunteering in the community. After hearing these complaints from members of…
November 2, 2023 Dear Mother, Last night I attended my very first fraternity party. Oh what fun it was! The lights, the dancing, the action! Good mother, you should have seen it. There I was,…