After astonishing reports released earlier this year revealed that Snackpass — the food delivery platform which has recently taken Hanover by storm — is now worth more than $23 million, few were surprised to hear…
Another powerful man was caught [insert Bad Thing here] this week, and he is nothing short of flabbergasted that he has to face the consequences of his actions. This man is [white, probably] and [in…
Monday, February 24th It has been one day since I finished reading a book for fun. No professor assigned this task to me. I did it all by myself and I only called a lifeline…
I am a rational person. The earth is round, vaccines are good, the moon landing was real. I am with the times. But still, I stand in the minority on one specific issue: Darwin’s theory…
After twenty years of dedicated teaching at Dartmouth, Senior Professor in Economics Jonathan Millibrook announced his resignation yesterday, citing years of research which led him to conclude that the graphs and tables he was studying…
In a new report released this week, College president Phil Hanlon clarified that his controversial 2018 decision to form a task force to investigate larger “class sizes” at Dartmouth was not an effort to justify…
Reports from the scene have long confirmed that in late March of your senior year in high school, you were ecstatic, for you had gained admission into New Hampshire’s prestigious Dartmouth College — meanwhile, James…
Now that the gusty winds and icy weather of winter have settled into the Upper Valley, the snow scrapers of Hanover have arisen en masse. Now, salt gently coats the sidewalk with each new snowfall. As…
Ingredients – Tantalizing red cardboard – Grape enthusiasm – Adidas Joggers and Jordans – #BringBackVine – White grapes and red grapes – Seedlessness A raisin entered my mouth cavity, All taste buds watering with…
That’s right, it’s the most romantic day of year: Valentine’s Day. And just in time for the occasion, you can now feast upon this list of Foco-themed pickup lines. They’re guaranteed to help you get…
In response to last week’s Iowa Caucus debacle, senior members of the Democratic National Convention have announced that they will prevent additional vote-counting issues by canceling all upcoming primaries for this election cycle and naming…
Greetings, Dartmouth! Not long ago, while relaxing at my home in the Arctic Circle, I received word that each winter, your school hosts a “polar bear swim” in your local pond. Last year I just…