This Saturday, the Dartmouth Democrats enthusiastically welcomed Senator Kirsten Gillibrand ’88, a slightly more palatable version of Hillary Clinton, in her campaign for the 2020 presidential election. “She was a fantastic speaker,” said Laila Royan…
I just want to say, man, that you’re my best bro. We’ve gotten so close, and here’s why that’s so: Just sitting ‘round talking, we never get bored. We’re open and honest, no detail ignored….
Good e’en Dartmoth Colleges. Mayhaps ‘ere this day, you have wonder who culpable for the stickers of wall-outlets in One-Floor Baker-Berry, Nelsy Rocky Centy, and much other building beside. Look farther none. It me, Beep-Borp…
It’s completely fine that you’re going to sniffle loudly in front of me during the midterm. I mean, sure. Whatever. It’s not like I was trying to focus anyway, or like this was a large…
This Novack salad atones for all my bad choices and will save my health. Maybe I have made some mistakes, but this Novack salad will fix all of that. Even though I haven’t eaten a…
Dartmouth recently announced the upcoming release of condoms flavored based off of student favorites at the Class of 1953 Commons, or Foco. Head of the project Janet Prushner stated, “We wanted to merge together the…
Christian Cohen ’20 of East Wheelock’s intramural basketball team is fed up with his teammates’ casual approach to the low-consequence intramural activity. Reporters caught up with Cohen during a recent practice to talk about his…
Recent interviews have revealed an environment of difficulty, discomfort, and fear in McNutt Hall’s offices as accusations of ignoring sexual misconduct put Dartmouth administration higher-ups in the uncomfortable position of hearing about sexual misconduct. Said…
When sharing a living space, communication is not a privilege, it’s a necessity. We all come from different backgrounds, and we all have different levels of comfort with certain aspects of our private lives. You know exactly what I mean, so…
I must bring to your attention a true crisis in our community: there are too many muffin flavors at Novack Café. After all, what are they trying to prove? No one goes to Novack to…
Hey guys, I’m really sorry for yet another lost items post in this group, but I lost my virginity at Beta last night and I would really appreciate if whoever has it could return it…
8. Start a question by citing one of his actual quotes, including but not limited to: “So Rosa Parks wouldn’t sit in the back of the bus–that’s all she did, so what’s the big fuss?”…