The Sated Gourmand: Part I
Doug Feltz, food critic, wipes the flop sweat from his forehead. He is sitting in the dining room of Le Gaz, a French-Vietnamese molecular gastronomy cafeteria he has come here to review. The wait staff…
Articles
Farewell to Nova Scotia, you sea-bound coast!
Coming to Dartmouth from Hawai’i has been an experience rife with surprises. Primarily were the icy winter conditions. No longer at a steady 80oF smelling and feeling like the inside of a tropical greenhouse, I…
Interior Decorating Tips for Evil Overlords
by Alex Procton ’15 So, you’ve subjugated a race, nation, or planet of humans or other sentient beings. Time to begin your despotic rule over their lives! But first, have you set up an evil…
Where’s Waldo: Book Edition
You’ve seen Where’s Waldo in picture form. But now, try Where’s Waldo: Book Edition. Somewhere in the text below, there’s Waldo. Try to find him! (And don’t cheat by using the search function!!!) Where’s Waldo…
Reboot and Rally
Keggy’s Blog, 10/2
Hey Dartmouth fans! After almost three long years, I finally returned to Memorial Field for a Dartmouth football game!! Despite the rain, me and tons of other students, alumni, and fans showed up to support…
Naughty-sounding Words
By Michael Lenke ’15 Wenis Epidermis Masticate Asinine Coccyx Penal Fulguration Titillating Cutaneous Seditious Lampoon Muffin Bumbler Filial Butane Lubrication Colloquial Sextant Flapper Enervate Protractor Coax Salivate Uvula Churn Homonym Diphthong Shanty Ballista Gong Bungle…
Irrefutable Proof that Jim Kim is a Scientologist
by Alex Procton ’15 His crusade against the humanities will eventually leave only the sciences and Scientology. JYK hates psychiatry because it has never cured an AIDS patient. His location on Frat Row is optimal…
New Campus Slang
swipe 1. to swipe your ID card at FoCo; FoCo 2. to steal food from FoCo 3. short for asswipe a. Hungry freshman: “Let’s go swipe.” b. Kleptomaniac freshman: “Let’s go swipe” c. Angry freshman…
Pictures and Words
Keggy’s Blog, 9/30
Hey fans, I’m so excited for the football game tomorrow against Penn, that I decided to walk down to Memorial Field a day early! Along the way, I tried to get into the Sphinx, played…
ANNOUNCEMENT: FIRST MEETING OF THE YEAR We are pleased to announce the first meeting of the 2011-2012 Jack-O-Lantern will be held tomorrow! Details: Tuesday, 9/27, 9pm Rockefeller Center 001 Open to all Dartmouth undergraduates If…