After twenty years of dedicated teaching at Dartmouth, Senior Professor in Economics Jonathan Millibrook announced his resignation yesterday, citing years of research which led him to conclude that the graphs and tables he was studying…
In a new report released this week, College president Phil Hanlon clarified that his controversial 2018 decision to form a task force to investigate larger “class sizes” at Dartmouth was not an effort to justify…
Reports from the scene have long confirmed that in late March of your senior year in high school, you were ecstatic, for you had gained admission into New Hampshire’s prestigious Dartmouth College — meanwhile, James…
Now that the gusty winds and icy weather of winter have settled into the Upper Valley, the snow scrapers of Hanover have arisen en masse. Now, salt gently coats the sidewalk with each new snowfall. As…
Ingredients – Tantalizing red cardboard – Grape enthusiasm – Adidas Joggers and Jordans – #BringBackVine – White grapes and red grapes – Seedlessness A raisin entered my mouth cavity, All taste buds watering with…
That’s right, it’s the most romantic day of year: Valentine’s Day. And just in time for the occasion, you can now feast upon this list of Foco-themed pickup lines. They’re guaranteed to help you get…
In response to last week’s Iowa Caucus debacle, senior members of the Democratic National Convention have announced that they will prevent additional vote-counting issues by canceling all upcoming primaries for this election cycle and naming…
Greetings, Dartmouth! Not long ago, while relaxing at my home in the Arctic Circle, I received word that each winter, your school hosts a “polar bear swim” in your local pond. Last year I just…
I’ve been “Feeling the Bern” ever since Bernie Sanders himself gave me what doctors call “aggressive gonorrhea” and my health insurance calls “not our problem.” Bernie may have a problem with big corporations buying the…
As an active voter getting ready for the New Hampshire primary, I’m almost ready to throw my support behind Pete Buttigieg. Still, I must admit that I have one remaining reservation about voting for this…
This year, voters face a choice overwhelming in its complexity and its importance that will determine the future of American democracy. With such high stakes and different visions, this publication’s editorial board has chosen to…
During a recent campaign rally in Des Moines, IA, Democratic presidential candidate Tom Steyer vanished after a heckler in the audience yelled “Skip ad” just six seconds into Mr. Steyer’s prepared remarks. “It was totally…