Listen up fellas! Hot guy summer is just around the corner, and now’s the perfect time to make sure your smokin’ hot bod is in tip-top shape for the ladies. After all, there’s nothing worse…
It is distressing to those walking through this town, or traveling through the countryside, to see so many Dartmouth undergraduates with taut brows, rocking themselves back and forth in dark alleyways. These students, rather than…
To kick off the summer, we’ve decided to spotlight a classic Dartmouth pastime: decompressing in the great outdoors. We recently asked Charles “Cocker” Spaniel ‘24 to talk about the copious amounts of time he spent…
8 AM: Wake up early to go loudly mow the lawn outside of everyone’s window. 8:15 AM: Drop my kids off at school. 8:30 AM: Turn off the stove in Foco to make sure all…
No like seriously guys, I don’t know what happened. Was it something I ate last night? I woke up and I had to go so so so bad, so I rushed out of my dorm…
At first, I never thought it could be me. The films of my youth promised that I would be Troy Bolton, that I would be Ferris Bueller, that I would be smooth, charming, handsome, and…
The presence of ChatGPT has been growing steadily in Attie Rimmel ‘25’s life. “Well, I first used ChatGPT super minimally. Honestly, just to help me do background research for classes. But then I realized the…
To increase security on campus, SNS will now be requiring Duo Push, the two-factor authentication system students currently use to log in to Darthub and their email, in numerous other scenarios as well. “My orgo…
On Sunday, the Dartmouth community gathered on the green to pay tribute to retiring President Hanlon. After a short introduction, Hanlon himself was scheduled to give a short speech. Laughing as he stepped forward to…
As the Adderall shortage continues to ravage pharmacies nationwide, those diagnosed with ADHD have been struggling to make do without their prescriptions for months on end. But in the darkness of a seemingly endless supply…
In a bold move amid the controversies over drag laws in Tennessee and Texas, President Biden has officially added a new position to his cabinet: the Secretary of Realness. The inaugural appointee to the position…
On a dark and stormy Tuesday, a South Carolina court of law found disgraced ex-lawyer Alex Murdaugh guilty of the 2021 murders of his wife and son. The jurors, all clad in brightly colored clothing,…