Articles by Jacko

We told Julie to draw a comic about Terrorist Pigeons. This is the result.

1. A Vacuum I really like you, Vacky. I really like you a lot. You’ve kept my life clean these past few years. I remember the first day we met at Sears. It was magical….

The American Red Cross has long recognized that although it must maintain a consistent high demand for blood donations, it actually rarely uses any of the blood it collects. This policy is referred to “Just…

We’ve all been there. You have a lot of old artillery and torture devices just lying around between wars and you just can’t figure out what to do with them. Well, instead of letting them…

Yonder Listeners, Hi-ho! It be I, MC Poopy-Pants! I scribe to thee to inform of an upcoming jobbly-jank at the local discotheque. I is performing the most street-liest of jams from your favorite artists like…

Portions of this story, as well as the entire premise, have been taken from Ambrose Bierce’s “An Occurence at Owl Creek Bridge Chapter I A young man stood in a room in a fraternity in…

Ho ho! Welcome, welcome! My friends! Please, sit. Stand. Dance if-a you please. Make love to the people. This is a day to celebrate, no? Today we must celebrate the joy that is life. Life…

The European Supplies: a good Merlot 1. Turn on the soccer match between Arsenal and Blackburn. 2. Do not turn on the Superbowl. 3. Occasionally comment on “that strange American game” in between sips of…

Listen, Emily, I know we’ve only been dating for a month or so, and we haven’t even kissed, but I was hoping I could ask you something. It’s a question I’ve been turning over in…