Wow! This Guy Is Really On A Roll With This Game Of Stack Cup
This is crazy. He just got the ball in the cup. And not for the first time either. Now this is really something to see. Everyone else, everyone else keeps on missing the cup. But…
This is crazy. He just got the ball in the cup. And not for the first time either. Now this is really something to see. Everyone else, everyone else keeps on missing the cup. But…
He seemed perfectly normal in my Econ class. He was polite, well kept, and clean shaven. I’ve never personally seen him participate in digressive behavior, but I have eyes everywhere, and people talk. Oh boy,…
What’s up Dartmouth! This blog goes out to all of my fellow students with dry noses and poor self control. If the chilly winter term weather has exorbitant amounts of plasma vacating your nostrils, staining…
Dartmouth’s Bait and Bullet club unexpectedly assisted the U.S. military in shooting down the Chinese spy balloon traversing American airspace this week, officials in the Department of Defense confirmed Saturday. “The path of the balloon,…
In the course of discussions to strip Dartmouth’s home for visual arts of its namesake, the College has decided upon a solution for cleansing the space of its negative associations: the college will be dumping…
After fielding complaints about the high cost of laundry, the Fayerweather buildings have decided to introduce a new reduced-cost option: the floor. “Yeah, the laundry rooms down there always flood when it rains,” said an…
In light of complaints about the “rigor and intensity” of the Ultimate Frisbee team, the Penultimate Frisbee team has emerged: a space for folks who “enjoy the sport of frisbee but, like, are more chill…
A new congressional committee charged with investigating the origins of the COVID-19 virus has already yielded results. Preliminary findings indicate that the currently dominant XBB.1.5 omicron strain first mutated in none other than the Chi…
With the last Pitch Perfect movie being five years behind us, the unwarranted desire and popularity of a cappella is duly fading away. That was until recently with a new addition to the Dartmouth a…
In a stunning move, Dartmouth Dining Services has announced the imminent implementation of a new nutrition campaign at the College: the “Eat Conscious” Program. “The administration has informed us that Dartmouth’s student population has surpassed…
Winter can be a time of loneliness and homesickness, especially in the cold, dark winter months. Looking to get out of a rut? Try and make some friends on your floor! Item #1: Introduce Yourself!…
During this winterim break, my social media feeds were full of my classmates skiing, traveling abroad, and hanging out with friends from high school. While my peers spent time at home, I harbored my newfound…