Following a crushing loss in Indiana, Senator Ted Cruz announced today that he will be suspending his campaign and returning to his home in the darkest corner of the underworld. The junior Senator and spawn…
Orange is the New Black This show would be much better if it only had the blonde one and the one who wears glasses but still looks hot. I don’t want to to watch the “crazy eyes”…
The legal owners of beloved sports icon Buddy, known for his eponymous Air Bud documentaries, have released a statement that says the dog was found to have signs of chronic traumatic encephalopathy, (better known as CTE,)…
Following the announcement of next year’s housing community placements, both students and faculty were surprised to discover that the clusters were almost entirely sorted by skin color. At eight o’clock on Friday, bright-eyed freshman arrived…
As spring break gets closer and closer, it’s time to start thinking about what you’ll be doing other than catching up on sleep. Sure, there are tons of lists about movies you SHOULD see, but…
Hi Enerva employees, today we begin the update of our IT system that system will help to move our company fully into the cloud while expanding our investment opportunities worldwide. We hope this IT system will…
Sometimes the memories of our time together pop back into my head. I loved our date at the minigolf course, where you give me a surprise kiss after you shot a hole in one over the…
Archaeologists excavating an ancient Mayan pyramid in the remote Nicaraguan jungle have found what they believe to be 8,743 frackets taken from Dartmouth College fraternities. The treasure trove also contained gold, rubies and accursed…
I’m just kidding. But what if she was? Hi, my name is Dick Crispit, and I’m here to look after your ribs. Ever glance down at your chest and watch as your fragile internal…
I’ve been single for the last eight months, and it’s been pretty up and down. I love the freedom I’ve had to meet new people, but I was still a little worried about getting through…
Sometimes it can be really hard to be in love with a ghost. They’re ectoplasmic, they’re transient and they’re also long since dead. That being said, it’s not so hard to be in love with…
Leave boring flowers and vanilla lace behind and give your man a super hot V-Day he’ll never forget 😉 1) Invest in new underwear! Sidestep the typical pastels and surprise him with some new,…