Tips for your Hottest Valentine' Day Ever!

Leave boring flowers and vanilla lace behind and give your man a super hot V-Day he’ll never forget 😉

 

1)   Invest in new underwear!

Sidestep the typical pastels and surprise him with some new, red-hot undies!

2)   Turn up the heat!

Do a fun activity together! Try hot yoga! When you get back from your sexy sweat session, don’t eat or drink for several hours! Now turn up the thermostat in your apartment! You’ll have your lover’s heart beating faster and he’ll be feeling light headed in no time!

3)   Share a hot shower!

What could be steamier? Turn up the heat! Yeah, that’s right. Now turn it up more! Continue to increase the water temperature until it reaches at least 212 Fahrenheit (100 C)! If you can feel blisters beginning to form on contact, it’s hot enough!

4)   A romantic dinner!

Take your honey on out to a nice dinner and treat your man to a nice bottle of wine! When your food comes, take out the 3 bottles of hot sauce you stashed in your handbag. If you aren’t suffering from acute indigestion, you haven’t had a truly spicy Vday!

5)   Visit your Heath Care provider!

Make his dreams come true and be his naughty nurse! If at any point your lover loses consciousness or experiences dark or discolored urine, seek medical attention! These are mild symptoms of heat exhaustion but can probably be corrected with intervenus fluid treatment!!!! Remember, Vdays all about making memories (or scars) he’ll never forget!

 

-RJ ’18