Made T-Swift’s career
But Beyonce’s still better
Bush hates black people
-Kanye West
I drummed so hardcore
Can no longer wipe my ass
Can’t make this shit up
-Phil Collins
Need glitter in eyes
Plus all those bottles of Jack
To make Jagger hot
-Ke$ha
Songs are annoying
But made bank off those sad dogs
Guess the joke’s on you
-Sarah MacLachlan
Who’s Chris Kirkpatrick?
He was a part of the group?
Wait, you’re not kidding?
-N*Sync
If I change my name
That will make me relevant
Finally beat Jay-Z
-Sean Combs/Puff Daddy/P. Diddy/Diddy
Dale dale (yeah!)
Dale dale da (okay!)
Dale dale (hey!)
-Pitbull feat. Lil Jon
Obviously the author is not only incredibly witty but also must be way too smart to be able to create haikus, a talent only subscribed to the upper most intellectuals.