The Dartmovth 17F
The Dartmovth 17F
2017
Student Disappointed by Lack of Week 8 Burnout
Something is very wrong in the world of Jillian Giles ’19. The problem, actually, is that nothing is wrong; despite all her intense preparation for the seemingly inevitable event of a Week 8 burnout, it’s…
The 5 best episodes of Full House (and what they taught us)
For all of us ‘90s kids, Full House was a big part of childhood. We got to watch DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle grow up on screen and deal with the same problems we had, from…
What your Dorm Room Decorations Say about your Stance on Abortion
1. Posters of your favorite movies and TV shows On the surface, there doesn’t seem to be much unique about you. You get along with everyone, you have a healthy social life, and there’s never…
Dartmouth Voices: Provost Carolyn Dever to step down
“Oh, that’s what the blitz was about? All I noticed was the weird line breaks.” – Tracy Divis History of bees major “Too bad Hanlon never blitzes the whole campus to acknowledge faculty of color.”…
Area Dad Gives Freshman Son Extremely Unrealistic Amount of Condoms
Sources confirm that despite overwhelming evidence to refrain, area man Dwayne Rogers has given his son, Max Rogers ’21, a wholly unrealistic amount of condoms for the start of his freshman year. “I know this…
Most 19s return to normal state of degeneracy two days after parents’ weekend, study finds
Campers announce plans to be literally everywhere this week
In an address to the Dartmouth population between lunch and dinner FoCo meal times on Friday, campers announced their intentions to be in every imaginable corner of campus this week. A representative for the middle…
Student Describes His Two-Class Layup Term as “Still Pretty Tough”
Despite taking two classes this summer, Jonathan Warren ’19 said in an interview that his term is “still pretty tough.” Currently enrolled in Film 27.72: Sri Lankan Indie Film Studies and Psychology 43.41: Plant Psychology,…
Ghosts Spotted at Courtyard Café
Custodians walking through the empty halls of the Hopkins Theatre have reported that, though it is closed for the summer, the Courtyard Café is being haunted by the ghosts of students still trying to order…
Dartmouth Voices: Vietnamese restaurant Pho Q to open in Hanover
A new restaurant, Pho Q, will open in Hanover in August, serving Vietnamese and Thai food. What do you think? “This restaurant is so much better than Pho King.” – Erica Anderson Social Engineering major…
Student found taking Astro 2 out of interest
Astronomy 2 student Fred Jackson is allegedly taking the course purely out of interest and not to fulfill any major or distributive requirements, sources with knowledge of the subject reported on Tuesday. In an unprecedented…