Hilarious! Your Sorry Ass Didn’t Switch To Ivy Unlimited

No way…really???? You didn’t switch to Ivy Unlimited? But we told you to, silly! It’s fun! It’s cheap! It’s a great way to spend an extra $300 for unlimited swipes into the Class of 1953 Commons™ and the bare minimum for anywhere else! I mean, are you some lame-o who wants to run out of meals this term? Or are you like, you know… poor or something? … Ok waitwaitwait no like ok sorry uh I um wait erm I ummmm just sshhshshsh hold on I did NOT mean it like that, did NOT. Ok I mean like…uhh…that’s not a bad thing? Yeah. Um. Anyway. You could still figure it out on the 80-block, right?

— L.A. ’25

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