“Don’t catch the bats? But I only need three more!”
– Tracy Divis
Bats Major
“I knew about not catching chlamydia, herpes, or gonorrhea, but ‘the bats’ is a new one for me.”
– Durf Wilson
Biologist
“Thank god Dartmouth is finally cracking down on its students’ riskiest behaviors.”
– Amanda Cuddy
Retired Typeface Designer
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