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BullshART Floods the New York Art Scene
Interactive performance art (nicknamed bullshART by the art world) is clearly on the rise. In June we felt the beginnings of the movement with Franklin Aucoin’s “Wonderwall,” an early August piece installed in Brooklyn. I got a…
BullshART Floods the New York Art Scene
Interactive performance art (nicknamed bullshART by the art world) is clearly on the rise. In June we felt the beginnings of the movement with Franklin Aucoin’s “Wonderwall,” an early August piece installed in Brooklyn. I got a…
Ramblin’ Joe Biden
From the Desk of the Press Secretary: In an effort to reach out to America’s Country/Western community, the Vice President is proud to announce the release of his new album Biden My Time, out Tuesday on…
The Ghost Writer
Bob sat awake, watching jagged silhouettes bounce across the window of his New England townhouse. A frigid breeze wafted from beneath his bedroom door. The night was spooky. It was creepy. It was…oh, who knew…
Hamlet: Director’s Cut Bonus Content
The following is an excerpt from a recently discovered, alternate manuscript of William Shakespeare’s Hamlet. Act 5, Scene 2, Line 317: Queen: No, no, the drink, the drink! O my dear Hamlet! The drink, the…
Pop Music Haikus
Made T-Swift’s career But Beyonce’s still better Bush hates black people -Kanye West I drummed so hardcore Can no longer wipe my ass Can’t make this shit up -Phil Collins Need glitter in eyes Plus…
Free Time
I like to sell my old textbooks on Amazon. I like to keep my prices low to entice new customers. I like to stick a post-it note on the inside cover of each book, wishing…
Inspiring and Noteworthy Quotes From People With A Less-Than-Adequate Command of the English Language
“You already did good if you, like, tried to do it good but didn’t.” “The only way to get more better at something is to do it alot and alot so then you can get…
Uncomfortable Crayon Colors
Gender-Ambivalent Mauve Domestic Abuse Rouge It’s-Probably-Syphilis Saffron Malignant Tumor Diagnosis Taupe Latino Immigrant Burnt Mahogany Colostomy Bag Chestnut Rejected-from-Yale Dartmouth Green Suicide Awareness Umber Bargain Bin Macaroni and Cheese Uncleared Browser History Periwinkle “You’re Actually…
15 Beginner Guitar Songs That More Effectively Get You Laid Than "Wonderwall"
Wonderful Tonight – Eric Clapton Your Body is a Wonderland – John Mayer What a Wonderful World – Louis Armstrong Little Wonders – Rob Thomas 8th World Wonder – Kimberly Locke Makes Me Wonder –…