Articles by Jacko

By: Somebody We all know JFK died, right?  But did you know that some guy killed him?  Totally wicked!  Apparently this guy waits on a hill with a gun and shoots JFK in the head. …

By an anonymous tip from “a very important fashion designer” On a sunny day in 1968 Dallas, Texas, a woman reclined on a grassy knoll, extending her long, ghostly pale white legs to let them…

By Wendleton the Street Urchin ‘Twere the consumption that killed JFK, if I may say so me-self. Yes, and a rightly bad case of it at that. He were in a poorly way from all…

By “T.J. Morris,” a man who believes computers are powered not by electricity, but by the fact that they are shaped like a box RECENT EVIDANCE in Scientific Community, regarding RIEMANN-ZETA HYPOTHESIS and EINSTEIN’S THEORY…

By Baron von Honeymoore, a deranged beekeeper Dear readers, I bring you distressing news: this is for the people who demand the truth at WHATEVER COST.  I have dedicated the past FORTY AND A HALF…

It was a new day in the Deen household and the sun shone like a mustard stain on the blue apron of the sky.  Paula heard the call of the rooster she would consume later…

#1: The Writer Beautiful Beautiful like the smile of a child With a deadly disease. Beautiful like a lone flower growing In an Antarctic wasteland. Beautiful like the pictures I have Of beautiful women covered…

1.       Get Motivated: Poor body image can lead to vicious cycles of low self-esteem and weight problems so to get motivated and show up that skinny whore, start your day by telling yourself something you…

For each of the sections below, choose one option. Combine to create the ULTIMATE REDWALL ADVENTURE! Long ago, when the woods of Mossflower were young, a small Mousemaid Lusty young mouse-man Youthful squirrel of either…

You know how they say we only used 10% of our brain? Call me old fashioned, but I like to think we don’t use a single bit of it. My understanding of the “brain,” if…