In what political scientists are calling “a critical threat to our democratic system” and “kinda a sore loser move,” runner-up for the presidency of Dartmouth College Jonathan Wentzhauser refused to concede the race, calling the…
With issues like Roe v. Wade dividing Americans left and right, the midterm elections this November are more important than ever– especially in our nation’s most important swing state, New Hampshire. Governor Sununu has repeatedly…
In her re-election bid, New Hampshire Representative Annie Kuster has worked hard on appealing to voters from all walks of life. In rallies across the state and in an intense digital advertising campaign, Rep. Kuster…
With the upcoming midterm elections consuming news and advertising in the Granite State, our journalists surveyed 50 New Hampshire residents. When asked how they felt about being in such a polarized swing state, the residents…
Hellooo students, I’m here to make some announcements about the awesome events we’ve put together for you all as part of the HOUSE COMMUNITY CARNIVAL! We’ll be kicking off this Monday with donuts from Lou’s!!…
Do you even know what a W means? W is for Win. W-I-N, bro. Yeah, that’s right. You fucking won the course. You were just too good! That professor was crying after the discussion. Tears…
Life is full of big decisions, and among the everyday hustle, bustle, and tussle, it can often be difficult to sort out what you really want. As the fall weather sets in, and Dartmouth students…
For the Frankston family, twas a calm autumn night, Little Timmy in bed, to his parents’ delight, Robert and Sue Frankston were all settled in Ready for a peaceful night’s slumber to begin Then all…
Just about five o’clock, when my feet started to creep ‘round my desk towards the door to lock it, she walked in with the case. I have terrific luck. The name’s Charlie Yu, Private Investigator….
Dear members of the Dartmouth community, As some of you may have noticed, 2022 marks the fiftieth anniversary of coeducation on campus. In 1972, former Dartmouth president John G. Kemeny benevolently created a year-round quarter…
Hello Professor Barton, I hope this email finds you well. I would like to apologize for missing yesterday’s lecture, I got caught up in a primordial struggle with an eldritch being right before I was…
Following revelations that the Russell Sage Hall dormitory contains peeling lead paint, Braydon Bloggs ’25 has filed a lawsuit against the College. In it, he seeks compensation for having developed lead poisoning after eating an…