While you were discussing a problem with your graduate student TA during office hours, the TA corrected you by saying that you were “overthinking” the question. While your TA’s words might have seemed comforting recent…
Recent reporting reveals that you told your friend that your inability to spend time with them was because you were too busy with classes, and assured them you would have more time next term to…
The recent incident where your classmate rejected your suggestion on their Google Doc to replace the word “explained” with “elucidated” was more than a mere preference of word choice. In fact, it was a targeted…
Don’t get me wrong — I’m not complaining. Overall, I’m very satisfied with the FoCo dining experience. We’re tremendously lucky to have such a dedicated dining staff. But I feel the need to voice what…
Wait. Do you legit pronounce GOP as G-O-P? It’s pronounced Gop (rhymes with blop). Have you just not been paying attention to politics for the last six years? I remember when I used to mispronounce…
Frank Park ’24, who spends his lectures browsing through Instagram, complains that Dartmouth’s Zoom classes are too hard. “I just don’t think it’s fair,” said Park, still scrolling. “Professors assign way too much homework without…
So I was walking down the street the other day, and everyone around me was wearing these masks on their faces. Have you noticed that? Not the ones that cover the whole face – just…
According to anonymous sources, Andrew Spencer ’22 was tapped into a secret society last week. “I’m not allowed to say anything,” said Spencer, smiling, before adding, “being tapped isn’t a big deal. Tons of people…
Hey babe. Do you have a minute? Yeah. No, I just wanted to say that you know I don’t mind if you steal my hoodies. It’s kinda cute, honestly. But why my retainer too? Like,…
I was studying in Novack last Sunday and I forgot to put my Spotify on private mode. I was tired. I was sad. Yes, I listened to the ska version of “Come on Eileen” covered…
I am so glad CVS locks Plan B in large plastic boxes. This may make people less comfortable as they seek essential healthcare, but it is worth it. Now that Plan B is locked away,…
Instagram, following the success of their “Close Friends” tab, which allows a user to cultivate a list of their closest friends, has rolled out its new groundbreaking feature: the “Worst Enemies” list. App researcher Jennifer…