ROCHESTER, NY— Audience members at Whore City’s long-awaited Rochester stop on their 2015 tour confirmed that Tony Peters, 48, demonstrated raw and admirable honesty when asked how he was doing tonight, Rochester. When the thundering applause after Whore City’s opening number, “Slut Parade,” died down, Peters boldly asserted: “To be honest, not so good.”
Crowd members recounted that he then proceeded to delve into the heart-wrenching story of his recent divorce. His sad tale drew kind-hearted sympathy from those around him as increasingly more surrounding concertgoers graced Peters’ shoulders with gentle hand-pats, offering reassuring words such as “hang in there, man,” as he continued to bare his soul. A lone tear reportedly rolled down the bassist’s cheek as Peters confessed that his 7-year-old daughter has begun to refer to her mother’s fiancé as “daddy.”
“I’ve usually keep my feelings about the divorce to myself,” says Peters, “But there was something about Whore City’s earnest concern that made me want to open up.”
Sources confirm that at time of publication, Peters was discussing his credit card debt with the Target employee who’d asked how she could help him.
–LP ’18
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