Henry Ray Cho ‘23 and Maya Edna Ericson ‘23 wed in San Francisco this September. The couple first met at a Choates party during Orientation Week 19F and have been together ever since. Friends from the class of 2023 describe feeling “in a nightmare” at the beautiful ceremony, whispering to eachother, “they have only had sex with eachother oh my god this should be illegal.” The newlyweds will only occasionally be kept awake at night by the crippling sense of loss of all they have missed out on. Congratulations Henry and Maya!
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Jackson Jameson “J.J.” Rockford ‘21 and Alexandria “Lexi” Bardot Holmes ‘22 married in the Hamptons this July. The groom first saw his future bride at 19F TDXmas and instantly knew she was “hot.” Their first kiss, a DFMO that begin during “Sicko Mode” and ended to a trap remix of “Frosty the Snowman” was the beginning of a tumultuous two years of bootycalls. The two separated in 21W when J.J. slept with Lexi’s roommate Clara, a “bitch” who was not invited to the wedding. As with Dartmouth Alumni romance stories, they drunkenly reunited working in New York in 2022. After three years of intermittent dating, J.J. realized he couldn’t do any better and proposed. He then finally changed Lexi’s contact in his phone from “Sexy Lexxy TDXmas.” Congratulations to these “forever pong partners”!
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George Jefferson Wilkins ‘20 and Annika Chopra Peters ‘23 will wed this December. The two met at an a cappella tails in 19F, and their instant connection compelled George to immediately dump his girlfriend Mary Rutgers ‘21. He and Annika have been dating on and off ever since, and their friends politely pretend the age gap is not a very bad look. When George leaves his wife for a 24-year-old in 2031, Annika will mistakenly proclaim that she “could never have seen this coming.” Mary Rutgers ‘21 could have. Well wishes to the happy couple!
-IC ’22
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