Holy Guacamole! That’s a long handle! Still, I’m sad to say that this sword’s not a new one, on account of the fact that all the swords have already been made.
That gem on the bottom of the hilt looks pretty original. It’s not. Yep. that sword has been done before too.
Okay. I see what you’re doing here. But that’s still not a new sword, beaver be damned!
Really? You thought this was a new sword? Harumph! This is definitely not a new sword.
What? The sword is gone? It totally looked brand new, but it was actually old. Must have been that meddling sword-swiping macaque!
Yep, there he is! It’s the meddling sword-swiping macaque with my sword! That bastard. Well, at the very least he didn’t steal a new sword.
– JT ’23 & AK ’23
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