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1. The phrase “Green Key” will start sounding an awful lot like “Drinking.” As in, “I LOVE GREEN KEEEEEY!” 2. You watch a ’99 alum complete a Dartmouth Decade… of the 90’s… 3. In the…
1. Winning a thunderdome is always a pyrrhic victory. 2. This doesn’t mean it is not worth undertaking. 3. Develop a frivolous crush on at least one person in each of your classes. This gives…
Monday: in honor of Green Key Weekend, we present a retro dish our alums are sure to enjoy: leftover chicken from 1976! Topped with tons of (maybe) fresh gravy! ***Have extra DBA? Don’t worry, it’ll soon…
Grayson and Hannah approached hesitantly the newly finished entrance to the Class of 1953 Commons. It was decorated with all of their favorite foods: the walls were covered with a layer of tessellated chicken tenders,…
After several minutes of lost hope, I caught his scent once more: a faint, but discernible trail of footprints. I deduced that his shoes had been dampened by the recently-sprinklered grass on the Green. To…
My House. My house is a place of silence and solitude. I feel inwardly and unidirectionally reflective as I contemplate this deliberately blank wall – hanging so delicately from the ceiling like a cocoon from…
I pursued the gentleman with considerable haste. He was wearing a dark hoodie and was carrying a large square object wrapped in a black North Face jacket. Suspicious indeed. I tried my best to pretend…
Monday: It’s Cinquo de Mayo and also Chikken Monday! To celebrate these two joyous holidays, we’re serving Chicken Monday in a fiesta bowl, covered with gravy, spicy salsa, and mayonnaise in honor of Cinquo de…
1. Check out Obama’s game face. This shit is on 2. Hands in lap: respectful sitting position or predator drones are actually controlled via Xbox controller and it’s the President’s turn to play….
The floor of Food Court was awash with the green foam of the swamp. Darmouth students paddled slowly through the mire, their eyes and nostrils visible just above the surface of the water. Destiny Smith…