Articles by Jacko

You know how they say we only used 10% of our brain? Call me old fashioned, but I like to think we don’t use a single bit of it. My understanding of the “brain,” if…

So you’ve decided to rob a bank. Congratulations. You made a lot of sacrifices getting here. You probably cut eyeholes in a sock. Watched your friend’s copy of Snatch because “dude it’s so good you’re…

Are you disappointed in the Big Green or the Dartmouth Indian? Do you think they’re the worst mascots ever? Well, they’re not – Dartmouth has always had difficulty coming up with non-offensive, concrete mascots! Here…

MacBeth: A classic sidescroller. Battle Scotland’s foes in Elizabethan warfare as you gain levels: army general, Thane of Cawdor, and—if you have the skill—King of Scotland. Tap A quickly to stave of guilt and battle…

Once upon a time, there was a frog and a polar bear. No, they didn’t live in the jungle or near a temperate pond; a polar bear could never survive there. No, they didn’t live…

2001: A Space Odyssey Drink for all the title cards Drink for classical music The final 20 minutes: smoke weed until it makes sense Any James Bond Movie Drink what Bond drinks every time he…

The Great Gatsby 2: The Greatest Gatsby of Them All Part I The moment had come. For years I, Nick Carraway Jr., had been laboring towards the resurrection of my father’s deceased friend, Jay Gatsby—or…