Dartmouth is notorious for cultivating life-long relationships between its students born of the most unlikely scenarios. On the occasion of the marriage of Preston Beckett ’20 and Clair Du Bois ’21, we look back at…
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“ATTENTION ALL DARTMOUTH STUDENTS! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FORESKIN!” So reads the new sign hanging outside of Collis 218. In conjunction with renovations to the Collis Center, the Office of Student Life has decided to…
In the wake of President Trump’s inauguration, fear of tech CEOs misusing their platforms has skyrocketed. Many people, including Demi Lovato and Gracie Abrams, have reported that they were automatically subscribed to Trump’s Instagram account…
In an event which shocked absolutely no one, stupid fucking idiot freshman Mathew Martin ’28 has completely wiped out on the ice in front of FoCo, embarrassing not just himself, but everyone watching. Mathew, who…
On Tuesday, the Collis Center for Student Involvement announced that it had chosen the winner of the 2025 Winter Carnival Ice Sculpture Competition. The sculpture, which is currently displayed outside of Robinson Hall, is in…
A series of interviews has revealed that legacy student Trip Trippington IV ’21 has strong opinions on affirmative action and its effect on the quality of higher education. In Mr. Trippington’s own words, “I just…
Gentlemen from a variety of Greek houses became incredibly datable Friday night after Dartmouth Residential Operations removed all red flags from their personalities. “I don’t know what it is,” said Margo Robinson ‘24, “but something…
Audiences across the world mourned when CBS announced that season 7 of Young Sheldon, which ends on May 16th, will be the last outing for the Big Bang Theory spinoff. How will America survive without…
Woahhhh did they just hit our last cup?? I’m so off my game tonight arrghgh, I can’t believe it babe!!! Do you know what that means?! Hold on hold on ssshhsh, it’s like this wild…
The College is excited to announce that a new service will be coming to campus in the spring! You’ve heard of ZipCar, now get ready for Zip Zap Zop Car, named after the popular theater…
After careful deliberation, Dartmouth administration has decided that all classes and scheduled operations will be put on hold tomorrow. The decision is largely based on tomorrow’s weather forecast, which predicts an inevitable cosmic calamity, the…
IV Unlimited Plan The IV Unlimited is Dartmouth’s preferred drinking plan. It provides the ultimate in inpatient hospital care, with unlimited access to our flagship medical center, DHMC. Here, students can look forward to the…