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Would you please: free me from this cursed existence by giving me a small snail shell and the still-beating heart of a salamander? Quoted: My Father   News: *I am trapped in a glass jar…





To My Dearest Daddy Britain

Dearest Daddy Britain, It’s been a while, so I figured it was time we got back in touch. We are so sowwy about the things we said to you back in the day – you…


Dartmouth Dems Welcome Hillary Clinton Lite™ to Campus

This Saturday, the Dartmouth Democrats enthusiastically welcomed Senator Kirsten Gillibrand ’88, a slightly more palatable version of Hillary Clinton, in her campaign for the 2020 presidential election. “She was a fantastic speaker,” said Laila Royan…