Recent College communications have announced that, this year, there will be a series of changes made to the annual Homecoming bonfire. These alterations are meant to assuage concerns on behalf of the town of Hanover,…
With so many young folks milling around campus these days, you’ve probably asked yourself, “is that a camper, or a ‘20?” Take this helpful questionnaire to figure out the answer You ask them what ‘Masters’…
Hey, Jared! I’m so glad you took the time to come to my office hours today. I love getting to talk to students one-on-one, especially when they’re enrolled in a class as big as ENGL1….
In spite of long-standing cultural norms associating the color with femininity and womens’ fashion, Dartmouth senior James MacLaren spent the entire day Wednesday in a casual summertime getup containing two separate pieces of pink clothing,…
Jim Beekman, ’20, showed up to his Astro 2 class sweating last Monday. “It’s really hot outside,” Jim informed his class as he sat down. “Like, really hot.” The class appreciated the alert. “Where would…
Surely, thine enlightened souls of Dartmouth did not believe that the ruse could last forever, did thee? That I, King Arthur, defender of Britain and slayer of the Saxons, would never notice your once-holy institution…
IT’S A GREAT DAY FOR FREEDOM, MY FELLOW PATRIOTS. BILLY HART (’21) WENT TO FOCO EVERY DAY THIS WEEK, BUT NEVER EVEN TOUCHED THE INTERNATIONAL SECTION! FINALLY, SOMEONE FIGHTS BACK AGAINST THE LIBERAL COMMIE AGENDA…
A coalition of 12 states announced on Monday that they have found “the solution to this whole ‘gun violence’ thing.” According to the press release, “all men wishing to purchase a gun will need to…
The Hanover Police Department released on Thursday the arrest count for this year’s Green Key Weekend at Dartmouth. Green Key, officially the College’s spring music festival, has gained a colloquial reputation for outrageous parties, excessive…
Hello everyone! We are the bears. Some of you have noticed that we have recently been spending a lot of time around Hanover. You may have been hearing some rumors about why we came here…
Beginning this month, Dartmouth Dining Services (DDS) locations have made the switch from plastic drinking straws to biodegradable paper ones. While the paper straws are part of a push for sustainability, students have complained that…
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