You, a woman, are living with your long-term boyfriend. You’re terribly in love with him, but as a result of tensions in your living styles (oh, no!) you’ve watched yourself become more confrontational. Tip: if…
Philip J. Hanlon ‘77, president of Dartmouth College and apparent doofus, commended students on Sunday for acting in good faith to protect the Upper Valley community from the COVID-19 pandemic. In a campus-wide email, Hanlon…
Fall is in full swing here in Hanover, which means Dartmouth students are flocking to Gile Mountain to catch a glimpse of the area’s peak foliage. For some, the fire tower hike provides a breath…
Earlier today, the Dartmouth Administration announced that for the upcoming winter term, members of the class of 2024 have the opportunity to be approved for on-campus residency. At this time, the administration also formally declared…
In the new documentary film “Francesco,” Pope Francis advocated for the legal recognition of same-sex civil unions, declaring that same-sex couples are “children of God and have a right to a family.” While this came…
Last Tuesday night, Dartmouth Safety and Security (SNS) Officer Bill Allen was assaulted by a group of unidentified vigilantes, all donning shirts that read “Mask On.” Despite the incident’s jarring nature, the victim was able…
This woman, who is weight training by herself, would probably be so grateful if you would come over, uninvited, and tell her how you think she could do better. Although she has not asked your…
This past Tuesday afternoon, an email update from Dean Lively announced the opportunity for students assigned to only summer term to place their names on the waitlist for an on-campus winter term. While this update…
This past Sunday, The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Miami Heat 4-2, resulting in Lakers superstar Lebron James’s 4th title. This has reignited debates as to whether or not James finally deserves to be crowned…
Human rights activists are praising local unemployed college graduate Terry Chao for boycotting Disney’s new live-action Mulan. Chao’s refusal to condone the film’s close collaboration with the Turpan Public Security Bureau, the Xinjiang government agency…
As COVID-19 continues to spread throughout California penitentiaries, fewer prisoners are available to fight ongoing wildfires compared to previous years. The state has warned residents of smokier conditions and more evacuations, explaining, “Exploiting prison labor…
Yesterday afternoon, presumptive Democratic Presidential nominee Joe Biden announced Senator Kamala Harris as his pick for Vice President. Harris is a political talent with a groundbreaking career as a Black and South Asian daughter of…