A Plea for Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day means different things to different people. For many, it is a joyous day of connecting with the people they love. For others, it can be bitter, angry, or even sad. Regardless of personal…
Valentine’s Day means different things to different people. For many, it is a joyous day of connecting with the people they love. For others, it can be bitter, angry, or even sad. Regardless of personal…
Happy Valentine’s Day! Here at the Jacko, we know it can be hard to navigate a romantic holiday when you and the person you’re seeing aren’t official. Fortunately, these nine cards send just the right…
It’s no secret that February 14th is my least favorite day of the year. I can’t stand the Valentine’s cards and candy, the happy couples I see on the streets, or the overwhelming pressure to…
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1. Get untied. Your little angel will be less worried once you’re not dangling upside down from the sex swing with a ball gag in your mouth. 2. Shield that little rascal’s eyes. You do…
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