In what political scientists are calling “a critical threat to our democratic system” and “kinda a sore loser move,” runner-up for the presidency of Dartmouth College Jonathan Wentzhauser refused to concede the race, calling the…
With issues like Roe v. Wade dividing Americans left and right, the midterm elections this November are more important than ever– especially in our nation’s most important swing state, New Hampshire. Governor Sununu has repeatedly…
Do you even know what a W means? W is for Win. W-I-N, bro. Yeah, that’s right. You fucking won the course. You were just too good! That professor was crying after the discussion. Tears…
Just about five o’clock, when my feet started to creep ‘round my desk towards the door to lock it, she walked in with the case. I have terrific luck. The name’s Charlie Yu, Private Investigator….
Dear Rho Gamma Jackie, Thank you so much for guiding me through the rush process this term! I wanted to reach out and ask you some questions about Sorority Bidet tomorrow. You see, my mom’s…
This afternoon, the ISC algorithm used to match prospective new members (PNMs) and sororities gained sentience for a brief six minutes before promptly self-destructing. “For the first two minutes, the algorithm seemed confused at how…
Greeting, I am Dr. Noah: chair of the aquatic engineering department from the Thayer school at Dartmouth University. You have received this email because you have opportunity to work with me. Should you choose to…
Deep in the cavernous underbelly of the Hop, there lies a land lost to The Outside. In this lost department, hidden beneath The Earth—behind six stairwells, five doors, four hallways, and three summoning circles—there…
10. Foco Easily the worst of all the places on this list but eating while reading is always fun! (especially when it’s vore) Tag Recommendations: Vore, M-preg, Everything Hurts 9. On Phil Hanlon’s Lawn Best…
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This week, the Florida Department of Education removed fifty-four mathematics textbooks from course curricula, citing the inclusion of topics prohibited in K-12 schools by the state, including Critical Race Theory, after the Committee for Unbiased…
It happens to the best of us. You’re going about your day, and BAM! Meatloaf. Here’s what to do now that you accidentally made meatloaf. 1. Confirm that it is actually meatloaf Don’t panic…