This past Tuesday afternoon, an email update from Dean Lively announced the opportunity for students assigned to only summer term to place their names on the waitlist for an on-campus winter term. While this update…
This past Sunday, The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Miami Heat 4-2, resulting in Lakers superstar Lebron James’s 4th title. This has reignited debates as to whether or not James finally deserves to be crowned…
Human rights activists are praising local unemployed college graduate Terry Chao for boycotting Disney’s new live-action Mulan. Chao’s refusal to condone the film’s close collaboration with the Turpan Public Security Bureau, the Xinjiang government agency…
As COVID-19 continues to spread throughout California penitentiaries, fewer prisoners are available to fight ongoing wildfires compared to previous years. The state has warned residents of smokier conditions and more evacuations, explaining, “Exploiting prison labor…
Yesterday afternoon, presumptive Democratic Presidential nominee Joe Biden announced Senator Kamala Harris as his pick for Vice President. Harris is a political talent with a groundbreaking career as a Black and South Asian daughter of…
Dartmouth 24s arriving on campus this September face a harsh reality of isolation. In addition to the expected loneliness of transitioning into college, students will also be physically quarantined. For one new Dartmouth mother, self-isolating…
As Americans look for ways to keep themselves entertained in isolation, porn sites expected an exponential growth in viewership; however, recent numbers have instead demonstrated a sharp decline in porn consumption. Industry experts believe this…
Last Wednesday, MIT, Harvard, and other institutions successfully lobbied Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to rescind a rule barring international students from returning to the U.S. for online college. After the decision was reversed, these…
At the end of May, a renewed Civil Rights struggle for Black Americans emerged despite the complications and chaos of the COVID-19 pandemic. Throughout June and the beginning of July, many Dartmouth students refocused their…
BREAKING NEWS: A nation-wide plywood shortage has caused deforestation rates to hit an all-time high. The cause of this extensive environmental damage has been traced to “those elite Dartmouth assholes who can’t just play pong…
Many are saying it is high time for Mr. Trump to look back to Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s example to deal with COVID-19. That said, we must be cautious, for if FDR were alive today, he…
Chase Jenkins ’21 has stepped up the dick pic game by converting his jpgs to pdfs before sending, a much classier and sophisticated alternative to the .img files of the past. “I think I’m really…