Are you looking for love or, more likely, a shallow hook-up? Coronavirus got you down? Afraid of looking into the eyes of your sexual partner and seeing that the depth of their humanity is equal…
Human rights activists are praising local unemployed college graduate Terry Chao for boycotting Disney’s new live-action Mulan. Chao’s refusal to condone the film’s close collaboration with the Turpan Public Security Bureau, the Xinjiang government agency…
As COVID-19 continues to spread throughout California penitentiaries, fewer prisoners are available to fight ongoing wildfires compared to previous years. The state has warned residents of smokier conditions and more evacuations, explaining, “Exploiting prison labor…
Eyewitnesses say that Lindsay Collier ’22, who is living with seven of her best friends and her boyfriend in a house listed on Zillow as a “$1.2 million, seven bedroom house on a hill overlooking…
Yesterday afternoon, presumptive Democratic Presidential nominee Joe Biden announced Senator Kamala Harris as his pick for Vice President. Harris is a political talent with a groundbreaking career as a Black and South Asian daughter of…
Dartmouth 24s arriving on campus this September face a harsh reality of isolation. In addition to the expected loneliness of transitioning into college, students will also be physically quarantined. For one new Dartmouth mother, self-isolating…
Despite the disruption of changing academic plans and remote learning, many Dartmouth ‘22s are spending this summer participating in the Center for Professional Development’s recruitment process. The competition for elite consulting firms is more selective…
As Americans look for ways to keep themselves entertained in isolation, porn sites expected an exponential growth in viewership; however, recent numbers have instead demonstrated a sharp decline in porn consumption. Industry experts believe this…
Last Wednesday, MIT, Harvard, and other institutions successfully lobbied Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) to rescind a rule barring international students from returning to the U.S. for online college. After the decision was reversed, these…
This June, Dartmouth College began returning student belongings left behind in dorm rooms after winter term, shipping across the country at the College’s expense. Unfortunately, logistical complications have arisen beyond just organizing movers and postage,…
At the end of May, a renewed Civil Rights struggle for Black Americans emerged despite the complications and chaos of the COVID-19 pandemic. Throughout June and the beginning of July, many Dartmouth students refocused their…
BREAKING NEWS: A nation-wide plywood shortage has caused deforestation rates to hit an all-time high. The cause of this extensive environmental damage has been traced to “those elite Dartmouth assholes who can’t just play pong…